Saturday, November 12, 2005

Dr. R

Weee....Mini break from exams, till next Wednesday. Paper today was so-so la, as the rest. The lecturer for this paper is pretty generous with his marking so i'm not too worried.
Lemme tell u abit about him.
*to protect his identity, we shall name him Dr. R*

My Lecturer - Dr R
Dr. R is round. He is round like a ball. Almost every part of him is round. He had a round head, fingers, tummy, butt and even ears. Really, he's really round. He's also vertically challenged, so he is cute n small and round.

Sadly, Dr. R is gatal. I actually nicknamed him gatal-man, reason being he has on several occasions brought up his story bout a naked orang asli girl he saw once...He gets excited and had a big smile when he talks about it. There's other sick-er stuff he's said, but i better not share.

Dr. R is boring. I've nearly fallen asleep in his class. Not good cause 1. i'm easily spotted 2.only 27ppl in the class. He will be speaking, and then lose track and pause, looking for the word
..............................-pause-.........................................

Then he takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes and thinks of the word somemore
............................-longer pause-.......................................

Really, there's been dead silence in his class for like, almost 30seconds before, with all of us looking at each other wondering whats up with him.
Maybe he's high.
Or made himself sleepy.
Then he pulls up a chair and sits. And he looks even MORE round.

Dr. R is a generous man. So generous that he canceled the last 3weeks of lecture.
He also gave us the chapters to study for the exam.
I cant stand Dr. R , but at the same time, i kesian him and sorta like him.

There's no denying it...
He's a very well rounded man....

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