Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Phat (polite way of saying fat?)

Gah!
I feel fat today.
So i wore my fat clothes.
To hide it.

Two assignments due Friday, and presentation tmr.
Dooooom!

Monday, March 27, 2006

Kicked out of class

We got ____ __ _ ____ today...

=P

TOTALLY fine by me, cause the lecturer is an idiot.
We're sitting in yet another freezing lecture hall (again with jackets all, but so cold till CANNOT concentrate...) and the usual murmurings going on, she suddenly says to a girl sitting in the back:

"Juwi, you have something to share with the class?"

Grrr... Its like back in the primary school days...Anyway, she gets all huffy and asks how many dont have the poem she was reading; half the class raised their hands....

"Okay, you can leave....Leave....Go...!" said she.
"No problem!" thought we.

So half the class trooped out.

Whatever man.




What was that?
I cant hear you...

Friday, March 24, 2006

Faces

Cilaka!
It was a false alarm...The joy of Wifi in my room was short lived, cause when i got back- twas there no more... *sob sob*

At least i can go down to the cafe and use though...Better than nothing.
And thanks to the Kenny Sia blog, i got super engrossed in checking out who looks like which celebrity, most have hilarious results...

*yes, i used your faces without permission...So sue me...(To everyone but obi mun) *


















These are my faves...


















































And who am i ?










World famous footballer of course....

=p


(forgive the gaps, dunno why also- so nothing for you all to forgive actually)

YAY

I'M TYPING THIS FROM MY ROOM!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

REJOICE! REJOICE!

But its weak signal, unpredictable, but still.....

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

YBP 223

A normal day in USM...







...waiting for class to start along the DK Foyer


(i say foy-er and not fo-yay)





i dunno why, but this lecture hall is forever freezing cold! Today, it was SO chilly that the door window fogged up...i did the Titanic hand-dragging-down scene..kekeke
















(Me going for the innocent "Yes Teacher,i'm paying attention" look)


But
















...we got bored during class...
















...before we're judged, at least we didnt fall asleep...

















...or skip class like 3/4 did...



(first lecture was full of students)












YBP223 is a minor subject i'm taking, Advertising...you'd think it'd be fun, cool & we'd do an ad for assignment...think again. Boring and freezing.Lecturer from the Twilight ZOne that rambles on, oblivious to everyone shivering and shaking...He goes on and on about when colour tv came about...


Finally: me blogging. I'm actually sitting next to a fish tank, and fish keep peeping over to see what i'm doing. Was supposed to watch Love Actually with Chris, but he was too tired after his super supper...



















Yeap,I'm back in Penang after my weekend away. There's always the dread to come back; but once i'm back, its all okay. Wonder what life would be like if i got a Uni closer to home...
I always think everything would be easier.

But who ever said things were meant to be easy...

*Joshua turned 20 on Monday, so anyone that bumps into him make sure u remind him of the fact that he's now OLD !*

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Off i go

I'm asking for trouble:
I've not packed my bag yet.
Its ALWAYS about the packing, and i always assume i'll have enough time...

Yes i will, 4hours to go before i leave what...
Plenty time (not counting the other stuff i gotta get settled first)
Tonight, i'll be sleeping in UKM hostel.
Yup, the time has come, MASUM. *fear & trembling*
Really hope i dont have to run, Coach! Choose someone else! Let me be reserve team only!

Anywaya, exciting-nya!

Wah, i hand washed my clothes at 7.30am today, a miracle...
Stupid hostel better fix the washing machines.

I dont have running tights, i'm using my bro's football shorts...Hahaha
Will be laughingstock
But cannot wear tights due to my T.T.'s

Oh, i sms'd my friend told him i had a bad day, and he told me the grass is greener on the other side. I said, "Not true- grass on the other side is brown and dying..."
His reply made me laugh :

"Well, fertilizer is quite easily accessed. Plus the rain nowadays is quite promising. Shah Alam should have greener pastures i supposed. You can go for cows, they're fun."

Cheerio!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Bad Day(s)

How is it there are days where everyhing is just total, pure cow manure.

It reminds me of this storybook i read when i was a kid, What Kathy Did.

Kathy had a bad day, starting with going to school late, and getting into trouble...etc. So she went home, and cried to her dad, and her dad asked her to backtrack and see what went wrong there...Turns out she was late because she hadn't sewn her bonnet strings that she was supposed to do the week before. Then her dad told her this, and its stuck with me amazingly :

For the want of a nail, the shoe was lost
For the want of a shoe, a horse was lost
For the want of a horse, a rider was lost
Fot the want of a rider, the battle was lost
For the want of the battle, the war was lost
For the want of the war, the kingdom was lost
All for the want of a horse shoe nail.


But it doesn't apply to everything, and sometimes the world is just against you.
To the extent you're desperate enough to wonder if God hates you.
How Daniel Powter manages to make his version of Bad Day sound so jolly, i dont know.

Sue Ann, i cant imagine you getting them all the time, i'd die...But at least your one person that knows what i mean.

Love is not patient, love is not kind. Love blows up and says the wrong things. Love hurts people. Love forgets things.

And all that's left is Love.

*shrugs*

Cheer myself up with a happy picture...

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Black Spots

Many many moons ago, when my bro was in uni, he told me a story of how he didnt finish drinking some soya bean and left it in his mug for a long time...
It mutated and in the end he had to throw the whole cup away.

At the time i was thinking, "GROSS! how could u do something like that?"
Well, this was discovered in my room :
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Erm, the dark spots are not chocolate chips...Anyway, isn't the red clip supposed to prevent air from getting in and stop weird things breeding on foodstuff?

Actually, when the bintik-bintik hitam appeared i didnt bother throwing it out cause i wanted to see what'd happen....Kekeke...Didn't keep it that long la, only about 4-5days =p

Yesterday there was a wedding at Sg. Nibong, Tan Poh Chuan and Lalitha. The bride wore a lovely red sari, gorgeous man...
I like small church weddings i think. The dinner was in the church compound, and it was such a diff feeling to the usual hotel ones. More...real?
Saw the Looi family and was shy to go say hi cause afraid they didn't remember me...
Eventually did, and thankfully they did rmb me.




*



I wish i could be a different person, and just fly away.
I've said before, its good to start fresh, where no one knows you, and you can be free
But wherever you turn there are chains.
Left, right and centre- chains.
Always telling you who you are, what you are.
Keeping you in your place.
Forcing you back into the very person you want to escape from.
Escape can be both bad and good,
Escape from prison is bad; Escape from wrong is good.
So what about escape that never really happens, its only an illusion, a dream...
Dreams can turn to nightmares easily enough, and a good escape becomes bad.
And going back to your chains is far better fate than the possibility of what you might become.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Wednesday 8/3/06

My legs are ACHING!
I suddenly can feel muscles in my butt that i never even knew were there.
Funny how the only way you realise their existence is when they hurt.
The past week have been training almost everyday for MASUM, 2weeks time- die! So not in shape...
Twill be held in BUkit Jalil....! (not the main stadium, smaller one nest to it, but still...!)
Oh well, i'll try my best.

*

Today, my perverted lecturer, the Round one a.k.a Gatal Man said the dumbest thing.
A girl left an umbrella in the lecture hall, so came back to get it... Once she walked out he said ;
"Lucky she only left her umbrella behind, and not her bra..."

?!?!?!?!?!?

My class didnt know how to react...
How do you react?
I heard a story bout him, that he took a student to watch a movie 1-on-1 and groped her in the dark. Don't believe it though, seems very far fetched, and if its true, well.....stupid girl.

*

Laughed myself silly reading Big Bro in today's Star newspaper. Is it for real? Can people REaLLY write in with this kinda stuff? Basically it went like this (not the exact words):

1.
Dear Big Bro,
I"m a 13year old and there are two guys in love with me. X is my age, while Y is 2years older than me. Y has loved me for the past 5 years, (?!?! means since he was 10 and she was 8! Kids!) and although i dont like him, he hasn't given up. He calls me but doesn't talk to me,(genius...) and asks his friends to tell me that he loves me. X asked me to be his gf and i agreed because he is an orphan and needs someone to take care of him.(yeah, a 13yr old can...) Maybe i will be the one....blah...blah...Please help...blah...

2.
Dear Big Bro,
I'm 15years old and i'm in love with 10 guys. (stupid) I get sad if i dont see them everyda(what...?All 10 of them?) They dont talk to me because they have girlfriends or other crushes.My friends have told me that i am slim and attractive, (LoL) and i do have admirers. But i only am interested in these 10 guys. Is it really love or just infatuation?


GAH! I cannot tahan the state of the youngies nowadays...
And worse is the way Big Bro answers them. I wish he would just tell them to stop being stupid, wake up and smell the teh tarik...
Yeah, yeah- how in the movie Love Actually the lil kid was in such pain and agony cause he was in love.
And it was Awwwwww, sooooooo sweeeeet!

But the Big Bro stories are anything but sooo sweet....
S T U P I D
I really hope they're all fake stories.

*
There was something else on my mind, that has now gone.
Grrrr...its as bad as humming a tune in ur head, and trying to get the song title.
Maybe it will come back to me.
Doubt it.
Sigh, there goes my thought, lost forever.
Definately was something brilliant.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

A E I O U

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T UV W X Y Z

I dont like where 'e' is...
It should be further away from 'a' and not try and steal its place as leading vowel.
Also it makes the letter 'd' feel bad, small and puny...Poor thing
At least 'i' is discreet, and 'o' in the right place, but 'e'...?
Should be bumped down a notch or two...

Yes, the madness of SHelby Ng after having to refer to the dictionary a hundred million times yesterday

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Why Malaysia is the Bomb


Me and Josh trying to have a charismatic rally at the LRT station, but no one turned up...














I was feeling abit upset cause no one came for it.















But this really brightened up my day, can die laughing at this joke of a Malaysian public toilet...

THE ANTI-SQUATTING DEVICE

































But thats not the worst thing in the loo...Each stall had this :







































ARGHHHHHHH!
What the heck kinda drawing is that?!?!?!?
So gross okay...
Its the NEW HOSE specially made so it wont trail on the wet floor or fall into the toilet bowl...
For the idiots that cant figure out how to use it, just follow the blue guy....
So sick, and i dont even know the diff between pic 1 and 2.


How to not be shy since tourists all see this?
"Ohhh, these poor 3rd world country people dont even know how to wash their bums...They need pictures to guide them."

We've hit an all time low...