Thursday, March 15, 2007

Anti Cold Damage Control Mechanism

The following is not for prudes.

Last week, a buddy asked if i would teman him as his partner for BATI Night. Since the end of the academic year is coming up, loads of courses and clubs are having 'Farewell Night' kinda things. My friend however, asked me just the day before the event, giving me SO much notice, and i needed to give my answer straight away. I was tempted because the function was held in the E & O Hotel, and since i've never been there before i said yes.

What followed was a flurry of smsing to girlfriends, asking if i could pinjam dresses, since i didn't have ANYTHING appropriate. Thanks to Auntie Yen Ling, she lent me a lovely dress that i could only fit into cause it had stretchy bits at the back.

There was a problem though. Due to the...design, the dress didn't allow me to be wearing...support. So i hit another snag, because the material wasn't that thick and the hotel is air conditioned, duh... Bet guys never have to think of all these added wardrobe comlications.

Somehow, as luck or unluck would have it, Penang Watsons didn't have what i was needed, yet, the sister of someone i met that night did. Pretty messed up, but the next day i went to pick up what i was looking for. The exchange was quick, and very few words were exchanged...

If you've not figured it out by now, it was




















Tape nipples!

(ok, its Nipple Tape, Taiwan manufacturer)








First time in my life, and it was so, weird. Its pretty much like plasters, actually, exactly like plasters, but not so sticky. Which was good cause as i told my friend, i was scared during removal i might just rip other stuff off..













I looked at the back for instructions and this was all...

Directions : Use carefully in normal way.

-_-

Suria was laughing and laughing and so was i cause it looked very, alien cause you know something supposed to be there, and suddenly its not.


Oh well, end result.











(was so self concious i wore the shawl the whole night)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stunning! You pulled off that tape nicely...

Anonymous said...

But stunning nevertheless...

Anonymous said...

eh... u must show more pictures of you & the dress in a Paris Hilton pose la... how to see properly like that??

Anonymous said...

emperor, she's trying not to let ppl see properly...don't you get it?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hey bob, i meant pics to see the dress not the... underneath. what were u thinking of?! tsk tsk.

so how about it queen s?