Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Skirts and time

For those that dunno, smack yourselves and read this brief summary of mine.

- Journalist wears skirt to Penang City Hall that has CCTV and camera zooms in on female thighs.
- Journalist spots thighs on CCTV screen and lodges a report.
- Journalist pulak kena accused for dressing sexily and purposely attracting this kinda unwanted attention.

What the heck ?



<---- You call this sexy dressing?


Aiyoh Melissa..why la you wear such a short skirt...? Kekeke...
=p








Penang Municipal Council president has just showed what an idiot he is.


-ooOOOoo- <--Why do exam papers always have this strange formation at the end?


Weeee...Been back only 4 days but it feels like a whole lot longer. Its the magic of crossing the Penang bridge. The other side suddenly *poof* disappears and i wonder if all i've left behind is still going on as usual. The activities. The people. The atmosphere. Odd. Hope everyone is still alive and well, not pining for me yet.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder or Out of sight, Out of mind. =p

I've been enjoying myself so far, flopping on my couch, playing with my dogs and especially getting to be with Jon and not just hear his voice over the phone. Except, i've got a sore throat which is my own fault for not drinking enough water. So, everyone- please remember to drink...H2o!

In church on Sunday, i was taken back by the young 'kids' who all look so grown up! The ones who were in lower secondary are now Form 5 and college. When did that happen? Jonathan Mah is now way taller than me and a handsome young, young man. How can that be? He's supposed to be shorter. Dinah the Monkey is sitting for her SPM edi. Gosh...Where did the time go.

Being away from home , even though its only been a year and a half, you do miss out on a lot of things. I feel kinda sad knowing i'm not part of these young'ens lives, not knowing what they're doing, how they're doing and who they've become. Its the same with everyone i guess, not only the kids but my peers. Those i hardly recognize, those who've changed. Its scary, for i never know if the change is in a way that i will be accepted by them as the same friend as i was before. Although i dont think i've changed much over the years, i guess i have in some ways. For the better i hope. =/

I just found out that Judging Amy has reached its final season... Shelby sad. Mathew, how la? No more Amy and Bruce and Maxine dan lain-lain. Sigh.

I end with an example of how maths and some people just dont work:

Queen Shelby: I dont care, it was all your fault!
Skinny Squat: Eh- Some of it was your fault o-kay...
Queen Shelby: Fine, it was at least 80% your fault.
Skinny Squat: Ah, but still you're 30% to blame!

Wah-lau...

Some were born for science, some were born for maths, some were born for engineering, some were born for economics and some special ones were born for English!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn right it's her fault for dressing sexily. I mean...if she didn't dress like that then she wouldn't have gotten scoped out. And if only that model chick was bomb proof...maybe she wouldn't have her bits scattered over a 1km radius. Cuz life just works that way. ~ Logic Man

-ooOOOoo- is at the end of exam papers cuz it's a visual manifestation of what you feel and wanna say after taking an exam paper.

Another one for you list of quotes: Forgive and Forget. Wahaha!

Is it so wrong that skinny squat wants to give 110%? Shame on you for judging you. Skinny squat gets my share of blaming you...so now we both blame you err...130%!

You, Smellby, were borne out of passion for Kerala.

Andrew said...

I don't think it's sexy at all. And I dun think it's short as well. It's okay wert... my mom also wear like that sometimes.

queen shelby said...

AhJef, coming from a very conservative setting finds it is only decent dressing for a female is wearing ankle lenght skirts and wrist length shirts buttoned up to the chin. He's somewhat Amish.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the chasity belt, corsets, burkas, and veils!

I'm not Amish...just sarcastic.

Anonymous said...

Aiyoh ahjef, my church people have already said I dress like an auntie.

Anyway someone asked me to auction off my skirt on Ebay. I may be able to scoop up a five-figure sum. * hehe *

Anonymous said...

Sorry Melissa if my comments were inappropriate. Was pointed sarcasm...we're all on your side for this one. Maybe you're too sexy for your own good. Haha.

Yeah! Try auctioning off your skirt. Bur remember that it would then serve as a testament to the event forever like some artifact in a museum. Not that you would still want to wear it after that ordeal...

BTW I know your colleague, I see you here...I see you on Aja's blog...stop following me? =P Haha.

Anonymous said...

Haha no worries. I knew you were being sarcastic.

I know I have my own attributes :D