Excerpt of a chat with a male friend. You would need to know the story of Bridget Jones to understand some of what we're talking about. If you don't know Bridget, shame on you:
Me: nope, no fun at all.... Cause its not like you are Daniel Cleaver who flirts with her and leads her on
Dude: daniel cleaver?
who taht?
Me: he's hugh grant's character in Bridget Jones
scum but is the sexy scum
Dude: ahh, right. i remember
sexy but scum
hahahhaa
but he really likes her in the end!
was kinda rooting for him actly
firth is so
darcy
so boring
safe
dispassionate abit
Me: what NONSENSE
Dude: eh
wat
Me: he does NOT really like her in the end
where on EARTH did u get that
Dude: i am entitled to have an opinion
doesn't he?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dude: he fights for her wert
Me: he is scum through n through
Dude: didn't he run back to her?
and say like u know at the end of the day - we are meant to be
flawed as it may be
that they're meant to be?
Me: oh.my.goodness. You are a gullible GIRL! He said that just to get her to take him back
she was just his bus stop till someone else came aalong
i cannot believe u culd root for him
urgh
Dude: well from what i remember
in a sort of cynical damaged way
he made sense
and though it probly wasn't true love, it was somewhat functional
know wat i mean
Me: .........
i cannot believe u jus tsaid that
u suck
Dude: like a mutually detrimental relationship which still pulls thru
somehow
eh
wat the crap
Me: have u even watched the second movie?
Dude: can't remember
Me: Tsk tsk, if that is a reflection of ur true views
Dude: wat haapened?
Me: well, they end up working together
and have to go to thailand
where he tries to seduce her
brings her back to the hotel room all
Dude: ic
Me: but he has a Thai prostitute come
Dude: hmm...
i thot i saw it
can't recall la
Me: see, the problem is tho, IF he doesn't make it about his feelings, then its fine
Dude: right, but...
Me: but he tries to trick her into thinking he really loves her when he doesnt instead of just one night stand
scum
and you're on his side
SCUM
Dude: oh, right
maybe not the 2nd movie la
where he confirms to bridget that she made the right call
Me: Mark Darcey likes bridget jones,and the famous smile inducing, awwww inspiring, melt worthy line goes "I like you...just as you are"
Dude: but at the end of the 1st one, its still open as to whether he can change..
Me: urgh
Dude: oh pls
Me: please
Dude: bullcrap
Me: ur such a guy
Dude: wow
Me: typical guy
Dude: that's almost a compliment
Me: you wish
Dude: for me
eh most guys won't remember a thing
i rmember part 1
at leasy
leadt
Me: long ago i migh have thought you had a chance of not beinging such a typical guy, but i think no, you are just like the rest of them
Dude: not such a bad thing la
girls are typically girls too
Me: yeah.... the girls who can tahan typical guys..
Dude: nice/good guys finish last remember?
Me: and i do believe that there r girls around who are the type that typical guys need
nice guys finish last cause they r boring...
nice is not the reason
Dude: of course there are they're in the majority
exactly
u can't have it both ways
Me: they dont finish last because they r nice
Dude: nice guys are sage
safe
Me: mark Darcy did not finish last
Dude: safe = less edgy
= less dangerous
= less risk
= less unpredictable
Me: i wld choose Mark Darcy in a flash
heartbeat
Dude: = less spontaneous
= less adrenaline
= less physiological hormonnes
= less successful
Me: excuse me, Mark Darcy is spontaneous, edgy, takes risks, unpredictable
Dude: yea right
Me: plenty hormones, HE started the fight for her honous
swooon
Dude: and if he didn't look like colin firth and actly lost to hugh grant in a fight?
Me: doesnt matter!
Dude: like got beat up?
sorry
wish i could believe u
really
Me: oh,too bad u dont... if the guy lost in a fight he started to fight for me, i would SO clean his wounds
especially if the guy he was fighting was a guy i caught with another woman, fiance for that matter....
Dude: yea
Me: in case u dont remember, Bridget walks into the bathroom and a pretty, slim, american lady is there NAKED who turns out to be Daniel's fiance
Dude: but if he wasn't good looking like colin firth
wat abt the naked lady?
can't remember
Me: looks really dont matter that much.... if colin firth wasn't the CHARACTEr he was, he would not be that attractive
i mean, D-u-H...
Dude: but u have not addressed the poiny
point
Me: put Colin firth n Hugh grant, hugh grant is wayyyyyyyyyy better looking
Dude: if he had the same character minus the looks
of course
but colin is
presentable
Me: we r talking about character
Dude: can take out
no i am not
u are
colin looked like seth rogan
Me: aiyo, even looks, presentable is good
Dude: hah
with character
Me: a person who does not shower?
who is seth rogan?
Dude: u'd would NOT go got him
Me: i WOULD TOO
Dude: just think of a non-showering man
Me: true, non-showering for no good reason
Dude: if only girls could do wat they say
Me: or didnt brush teeth
Dude: watever
Me: or had 1 glass eye
Dude: bad looks
Me: eh, please la
Dude: imperfect hygiene
bad looks
Me: imperfect hygiene is ok so long as its not LAzy hygine
there is a difference
Dude: like borayt
borat!
how?
Me: and i cannot believe u can say i go for looks
Dude: nice character all that jazz
Me: i never saw borat
Dude: idiot
like mr bean
there u go u brit
Me: hello?!?! thats where things like compatibility n attraction do come in
Dude: no looks only
Me: there was that girl who loved MR Bean what
Dude: he doens't acy stupid
act
but just looks like him
nice guy
Me: he was just too dumb to realise
Dude: i mean YOU!!!
pls la
Me: hahahaha, ok ok
Dude: u're being a squat
colin firth is a myth
Me: Looks wise, i'm not so
bothered
i would love to get someone attractive
i wont lie,
Dude: that's why awesome great guys can be single while squattier ppl can be on the road to M...
Me: but i am grounded enough to know that substance is worth more than packaging
Dude: and u're going to give that crap abt chemistry and attraction
but that's just it
some guys are NOT as awesome as others
Me: hahahaha
Dude: less awesome ppl can generate attraction or chemistry better
coz its NOT about character
Me: no, i disagree
Dude: its about squattier things
Me: my cousin is married, she is younger than us by the way, and her husband is a nice, quiet man...
and he's lovely
i think we are on different levels
Dude: thats sweet, good for her
Me: and she loves him, not because he i edgy or good looking etc etc
If i were to meet someone , get to know the person, character def. is what i wld be attracted to
and its not like i'd be attracted just like that *snap fingers
i'd be even more weary and guarded if the person were attractive
Dude: that's the prob
the attraction bit
great that ur cousin saw/got past it
but to get to attraction without the friends thing getting in the way
Me: wahhhhhhhhh, what nonsesne "got past it"
Dude: that's the difficulty
no, not in the got past it like immune to the unsightliness of bald head
Me: thats where i say, if its meant to be, its meant to be
Dude: but it never got in the way?
haha
not sure how to explain
Dude: since chicks are all abt character
how come they don’t go for the nice guys?
Me: that s NOT what i said
i said, I - EYE - Me would rather go for characer
Dude: look even if u are not meant to be, doesn't mean its not possible to be attracted
Me: u give me a Mark Darcy or a Daniel Cleaver , i go for the mark Darcy
Dude:AN UGLY DARCY
WHO LOOKS LIKE MR BEAN
Me: can u even remember what [insert ex's name] looked like ar?
hahahaha
he is pretty unatractive
he was pudgy - or plump - or some say fat
he has really crooked teeth
he got small eyes
Dude: [insert ex's name]?
Me: so what's your point about me and looks?
Dude: see no character, no looks but not NICE guy
still can work
u're attracted to squats
Me: hahahahaha....how was [insert another name] a squat?
Dude: that's just it
Me: ur theory sucks
Dude: morons attract chivks
he was a squat
super squat
Me: WHAT?!?!?!
Dude: then he became WUSS
pussy
then died
Me: what about him was a squat?
Dude: a tragic death
Me: he was being 'honest'
Dude: in langkawi he was still a squat
Me: he was being daniel cleaver telling bridget straight up it was a onne night stand
he was NOT a squat in langkawi
Dude: then he turned pussy
Me: i'm sorry but ur wrong there
Dude: and did the public declatation
Declaration
Me: he never declaed anything, he just sang a song
Dude: just tragic la he
pls la
Me: you, my dear friend, are an idiot
u are talking rubbish
Dude: nope
u know somewhere i make sense
even tho i don't really know how
haha
Me: if i figure out where i'll let u know
but i doubt it
anyway, so what ur saying reinforces my current status
cause if YOU say that i am attracted to Squats, and i'm incapable of falling for a nice guy
Dude: pls la
getting stale
it was then
Me: then all the more its necessary for me to just stay away, cause i'm bound to fail anyhow
Dude: don't need to prove me right like tha
that
and then?
for how long?
then wat happens?
Me: because the Squat guy that i'm attracted to will eventually show his true colours n then all is lost
Dude: don't be a chicken
Me: hahaha
what chicken
smart
Dude: yea, that's when u hope he's not too hypocritical
so at least the deal didn't change
Me: i gtg now, dinner ready
Dude: the scary ones are the ones who put on a show
like rihanna says
hahha
Me: and i still stand by what i said
you are an idiot
Dude: bye
Me: bye
5 comments:
Cool ... %-/
Welcome back to Malaysia! %-/
u actually remembered a whole conversation! scary :)
Jess: Are you mad?!?
Copy and paste la sayang...
oh not real chat, phew.. u scared me there for a bit. as u can tell i just scrolled thru the story :P hehe too long
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