Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Why Malaysia is the Bomb


Me and Josh trying to have a charismatic rally at the LRT station, but no one turned up...














I was feeling abit upset cause no one came for it.















But this really brightened up my day, can die laughing at this joke of a Malaysian public toilet...

THE ANTI-SQUATTING DEVICE

































But thats not the worst thing in the loo...Each stall had this :







































ARGHHHHHHH!
What the heck kinda drawing is that?!?!?!?
So gross okay...
Its the NEW HOSE specially made so it wont trail on the wet floor or fall into the toilet bowl...
For the idiots that cant figure out how to use it, just follow the blue guy....
So sick, and i dont even know the diff between pic 1 and 2.


How to not be shy since tourists all see this?
"Ohhh, these poor 3rd world country people dont even know how to wash their bums...They need pictures to guide them."

We've hit an all time low...

9 comments:

imissw said...

ROTFL!!!!!!

What the...??????

Me flatmates flipped when i told them about the practice of some who... erm... do the "blue-man" thing! How memalukan! They asked if we knew of such thing called the toilet paper...

sigh... u only get things like this (and people who actually take pics of these things) in Malaysia!

queen shelby said...

i know...!I think the use of water to do the "blue-man" is a cultural thing actually...kekeke, serious.

My row-mates, all normally use the squatting toilet, i'm the only one that uses the sitting one...
And i see them come out of it with a bar of soap...
I let u use ur imagination la..

imissw said...

you mean you dun wash your hands wif soap after using the toilet??????????

i had a fren who used to use water - her justification is that if we use less toilet paper, we can save more trees and the enviroment!

Anonymous said...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! WOW! woooo... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

erm, actually the blue man on the far right seems to have sat too far behind...

since only bbians hav commented so far, i think this should be posted in the skool toilet as well. do the skool a favor, rip this poster off n paste it where education is needed most.

bbbs jaya! :p

Anonymous said...

WAKAKAKKAKAKAAKAKAA... still havent stop laughing...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...

imissw said...

i'll never be able to see the "blue-man group" in the same way again - ever!

csA* said...

omg shelby you have got to be kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw. HELLO friend. long time no see

queen shelby said...

Nonononono...
i mean, the soap goes into the toilet stall with them...Nevermind.
=p

Save the enviroment?
Errrr....

Actually using water may be more effective, HOWEVER cant stand the condition of wet-floor ALL the time, breeding ground for all sorts of little creatures...

CKC:
Oh- i used the GIRLS Toilet in BB, and ours was so nice, we kept it well. It even has a rotan sofa set and fan, so we often escape there and chit chat.(ponteng class)

The GUYS toilet on the other hand...I dont get how dumb the previous headmistress was. 1000+ boys and only ONE main toilet. The other avaliable one is closed and kept nice,smell-free only to be opened when important visitors come.
The smell is...
I pity the classes nearby, to have to put up with the smell all the time.

HI SUE ANN! =p

Obi = Maybe the "blue man group" sponsered the signs...

Gareth said...

hahahaha now THAT is hilarious stuff. i'm so "proud" to be a malaysian. lol. XD