Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Cradle Snatcher

You know you're getting old when you're talking to a cute guy and it goes like this-

Me: Hi, nice to meet you...blah blah... I'm working etc.. So what are you doing?

X: I'm still studying.

Me: I see, what course?

X: A Levels.

Me: Ohhh, okay thats good...

(Thought process - Wait a minute...A-levels is pre-u course that comes after SPM, which is in Form 5 and form 5 is 17years old means... He's only 18?!?!?!?!?!?! OMG, 23-18 = I'm FIVE freakin' years older than him!!! FIVE years! He's a bloody teenager!!! Yuck, how could you Shelby, mannn!)



I have now crossed the line to where 30year olds aren't that old anymore.


Gasp!


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ya wouldn't mind a younger guy too... hahahah
but seriously, it's the extremes of ages that will argue less. They're either more mature, so you'll respect what they say, or too young so ou'll forgive em for their youth
Bring on te toy boys!
jst kidding..

queen shelby said...

nO nO nO !

I am not into younger guys at all!

Gosh.

As soon as i found out about A-levels it was a total turn off and he became a 'younger brother' in my eyes.

boon said...

LOL..it reminds us of the fable called “The Three Sillies.” In it a young woman wonders how dreadful it would be if she married her suitor and they had a son, and the son grew up and went to the cellar, and a mallet fell on his head and killed him.

We can’t live in every moment but the present. The future is not within our control so if things are right between you now, don’t be silly and ruin the present over imaginary fears.

Anonymous said...

you're a cougar!

Anonymous said...

ITS HARD T T .... new girls in the campus are too young !!! all the BA girls already graduated !!!

I feel so pedophile going out with 18 yrs old kids !! arghh